Tuesday, October 2, 2012

What if aliens landed

step 1: go to your local gun shop (big 5, etc.)
step 2: take a page from Independence Day (not launch a suicide attack on the alien spacecraft, stand there stupid)
step 3: If you did step 2, you are dead, so don't listen
step 4: hid in the forest and survive by hunting (think Katniss people)
step 5: by now, the aliens have probably established their presence, so don't show your face
step 6: now it's time to take the page from Independence Day





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